my love cost pearls, i made myself laugh and i thought i should share

i made myself laugh and i thought i should share 

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“You carry lube with you?” Kurt asks as he pads across the room to retrieve the lube, as instructed, from Blaine’s messenger bag. “I… wow. Okay. That’s - wow.” 

Blaine doesn’t seem put off one bit by Kurt’s incredulous reaction. “Well, yes. It’s either that or someone is going to think the offerings from the clinic are getting anywhere near my ass.”

Kurt wrinkles his nose and things back to the small packets, meant to be used with gloves and sterile instruments. He then realizes - “Wait, you don’t mean someone actual tried to -“

He chuckles. “Names will be withheld to protect the innocent.” 

1 year ago  +  13 notes
tagged as:  #sbts!related  #song beneath the song  #nsfw

  1. endlessandsinging reblogged this from drblaine
  2. iloveweasleys said: well fuck. which OMFLNFIOWDKL they’re totally going to do. look at me being all mature ;p hewgoiwhjafioqfjlds!
  3. rnstudentandagleek reblogged this from drblaine and added:
    Clearly we are very mature professionals.
  4. drblaine reblogged this from rnstudentandagleek and added:
    #SCREAMING BECAUSE I TOTALLY KNOW THE ONES THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT #I USED THEM TO HELP INSERT A CATHETER INTO A FAKE...
  5. drblaine posted this